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Tom Watches Movies: ‘Venom’ Has Little to Offer outside Tom Hardy Antics

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Ten years ago, Venom would have been pretty rad. Which is not to say that it’s necessarily terrible here in the far-flung future of 2018, but it does feel like an anachronism — a film out of step with the current trends in superhero movies, and one that spends most of its runtime struggling to find a voice. There is amusement to be had in the (overlong) two-hour and twenty-minute running time, and upcoming superhero movies like Aquaman won’t need to work particularly hard to snatch away the crown of “worst comic book film of 2018,” but with lackluster visuals and action, there’s very little this movie has to offer to keep it from becoming more than a footnote in comic book movie history.

Tom Hardy stars as Eddie Brock, a version of the character who’s never heard of Peter Parker, Spider-Man, or the Daily Bugle as far as we know. A journalist and minor TV new personality in San Francisco, Brock stumbles upon the machinations of the Life Foundation, a seemingly benevolent company secretly experimenting upon symbiotic alien lifeforms harvested from a comet. One of these beings bonds with Eddie, turning him into the titular anti-hero.

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Like many early superhero films, Venom feels divorced from any larger context, seemingly operating within a universe where superheroes don’t exist. In some senses this actually works in the film’s favor, helping it avoid the problem of obvious “franchise baiting;” Venom doesn’t seem overly concerned with laying the groundwork for a cinematic universe (or at least future spinoffs and sequels), a preoccupation that helped bring The Amazing Spider-Man 2 to ruin. There are some fun Easter eggs and nods, but nothing that derails the film or feels like a distraction. Still, the characters and concepts that Venom plays with also feel smaller and less interesting without the larger mythos of a comic book universe looming in the background. This is, again, a Venom without Spider-Man, and is anyone really much interested in that? Because the film doesn’t give us much reason to be.

There’s not much new or exciting in the way of action either, with the symbiote’s shapeshifting and tendrils making for only an occasionally interesting action beat. The film’s major action set piece — a motorbike chase — feels like it would have been pretty neat if Incredibles 2 hadn’t pulled off a much better version of the same sequence mere months ago. Other action sequences are made less interesting than they should be thanks to shaky, inconsistent camera work, and the climactic final showdown between Venom and the film’s villain relies on the audience’s ability to tell one shapeless black goop monster from another. It’s almost like fight scenes from the Transformers movie, where the business of the robot designs and frenetic camera work turn everything into a jarring mess of whirling mechanical bits — only here it just looks like we’re just watching a whole lot of printer toner slosh around in a dryer.

Venom

Venom is at its best when it’s just Tom Hardy being twitchy and weird, mumbling away in a New York accent and sweating profusely. The best scene in the entire movie is when a crazed Brock, still not fully aware of what’s happening to him, storms a fancy restaurant where his ex-fiancee and her squeaky clean new boyfriend are eating. He rants and raves and grabs food off of plates to shove messily into his face, eliciting shocked looks from well-dressed patrons who all but drop the monocles and exclaim “my word!” The scene ends with Eddie lowering himself into a lobster tank, a moment Tom Hardy improvised because he’d clearly been waiting to do the “freak out the squares at a fancy restaurant” scene for his entire career. If the entire movie were just Tom Hardy having a ball being weird, it would honestly be a heck of a good time.

Sadly, Venom eventually remembers it’s supposed to be a superhero movie (or something theoretically similar to one), and scenes like this drop away in favor of uninteresting action and fairly standard Earth-saving antics. When the film is trying to be a big-budget superhero blockbuster, it just comes across as dull, not even bad enough to be interesting.

Venom is no Suicide Squad. It’s no Amazing Spider-Man 2 or Green Lantern. It’s not even in the top ten of the worst comic book movies ever, despite some of the reports. It’s mostly blah, sparking some life only when it’s completely distracted from what it’s supposed to be. If this is the pitch Sony has made for a series of Spider-Man-adjacent movies that borrow from the webhead’s world but have no blue and red spandex in sight, it’s a pretty weak proposition indeed.

Beginning as a co-host on a Concordia TV film show before moving on to chief film nerd at Forgetthebox.net, Thomas is now bringing his knowledge of pop-culture nerdery to Sordid Cinema. Thomas is a Montrealer born and raised, and an avid consumer of all things pop-cultural and nerdy. While his first love is film, he has also been known to dabble in comics, videogames, television, anime and more. You can support his various works on his Patreon, at https://www.patreon.com/TomWatchesMovies You can also like the Tom Watches Movies Facebook page to see all his work on Goombastomp and elsewhere.

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70 Best Movie Posters of 2019

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Best Movie Posters of 2019

Deciding the best movie posters is no easy task…

I remember when I was younger, I used to head to the video store and rent movies I’d never heard of based solely on the movie poster art. This was, of course, a different time— sure, the internet was a thing, but we didn’t have countless websites, not to mention social media platforms, promoting new movies online with news stories, movie stills, featurettes, teasers, trailers and so on. Not to say that sort of marketing didn’t exist in the past, because it did, but it wasn’t always in your face. For better or for worse, the internet changed the way studios market movies, but one thing that hasn’t changed is the use of a poster to help build excitement and anticipation for an upcoming film. Most posters continue to be an important marketing tool for filmmakers worldwide and so once again, we’ve decided to collect images of our favourite movie posters revealed over the past twelve months. If you checked out our list of the best movie posters of 2018, you’ll remember it included posters for indie gems, thrillers, horror movies, foreign language films, Hollywood blockbusters and everything in between. This year is no different, although it should be said that some marketing campaigns were so good, we’ve decided to include more than one poster for a few select films. Also worth noting, we didn’t include any fan-made poster art below. That out of the way, here are the best movie posters of 2019.

Click on any one of the images to enlarge the posters.

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The Piercing ‘Marriage Story’ Is Noah Baumbach’s Best Film to Date

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Marriage Story

In 2010, director Noah Baumbach began divorce proceedings with his now ex-wife, Jennifer Jason Leigh. The divorce was finalized three years later, and since then Baumbach has been in a relationship with actor and director (and occasional collaborator) Greta Gerwig. It’s impossible to view his newest film, Marriage Story, without taking into account his own dissolved marriage; this is a searching, seething work of recriminations and longing that pits two all–too–human parents against each other, and invites the audience to not only imagine which bits of psychic trauma are his own, but also to consider our own relationships, successful or not.

Marriage Story stars Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver as Nicole and Charlie, a married couple living in New York City with their young son Henry. The film opens with a montage as Nicole recites the things she most loves about her husband, from the way he can cook and doesn’t mind waking up with their son, to his skill as a theater director. In turn, Charlie narrates his favorite aspects of Nicole, his regular lead actor. There are plenty of opportunities for tears here, but the unguarded emotions of these confessions might get them started right from the beginning. But just as they finish reciting these traits, we’re brought back to reality; these confessions were things that they had written down to read to each other as a kind of peace offering at the start of their mediation following a separation that has led up to their divorce. But Nicole doesn’t like what she has written — or at least doesn’t want Charlie to hear it. And if she won’t go, then it’s not really fair for him to read his. So neither tells each other what they most admire in the other, and instead stop seeing the mediator.

It’s the first strike in Nicole and Charlie’s mutually assured destruction agreement. Though they initially plan on avoiding using lawyers, Nicole gets tipped off to a well-regarded attorney (a funny and ice-cold Laura Dern) who advises her to take a maximalist position in order to ensure she gets half of everything she wants — at the very least. Once she has a lawyer, Charlie tries out a variety of legal counsels (a soothing Alan Alda and a fiery Ray Liotta), but the real conflict comes down to location; Nicole has taken Henry to Los Angeles while she films a pilot, and wants to stay even after it’s finished. Charlie, however, thought they would move back to New York. Each escalation in the feud necessitates an opposing reaction, and the two are driven further and further apart, even as they try to stay close for the sake of their son.

Marriage Story

Baumbach has admitted that some details of the film are based on his own divorce, but he’s also said he interviewed many of his friends who divorced around the same time, as well as lawyers and judges involved in divorce cases. In some ways, Marriage Story isn’t just a portrait of a couple separating, but a primer on divorce court that far surpasses something like Kramer vs. Kramer, which was out of date even in 1979. The film is also an opportunity to observe two of the best living actors at the top of their game. Johansson and Driver have a knack for finding the sweet spot between un-actorly naturalism and the stylistic ticks that we recognize as compelling acting. It gives us a sense that these people were actually a family, and really cared for each other. Baumbach’s script helps; it’s maybe his best writing ever, filled with so many painfully open moments, yet leavened with just the right amount of humor. He’s also as fair as he could be, and neither parent comes off as too saintly or self-centered.

Marriage Story ends in a circle of sorts with the discovery of Nicole’s notes about Charlie’s best qualities. Their marriage was effectively over before the film even started, but I kept thinking back to that lovely introductory scene. How might their journey to divorce progressed if they had the courage to speak openly to each other in that one moment? Perhaps something might have been better. Marriage Story doesn’t harbor any of those romantic illusions, however; once it’s over, it’s over.

Editor’s Note: This article was originally published on September 12, 2019, as part of our coverage of the Toronto International Film Festival.

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Don’t Be Sad ‘A Rainy Day in New York’ Never Made it to Manhattan

Spend this rainy day playing a board game or something

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Rainy Day in New York

You do not come to late-era Woody Allen for anything resembling true originality. He is the drunken piano man, riffing off the same old hits in the same old bar, hoping that nostalgia will hit a chord with somebody. As in Midnight in Paris, Blue Jasmine, or even Irrational Man, his output over the last decade can still bring up moments of true inspiration and fresh-feeling angles on the same old tales, even if the plot-lines feel somewhat familiar. In the best humanist cinema, like that of Rohmer or Ozu, this repetition can make you see the same thing in a slightly different way. The same cannot be said of A Rainy Day in New York, a film so derivative it feels like it came out of an auto-generator, making me feel nothing but contempt for the waste of so much talent. If you are an American Woody Allen fan sad that this movie never made it to Manhattan, there’s honestly no need to be.

Timotheé Chalamet stars and narrates in a performance so poor that he must be happy this film hasn’t released back in the States. He plays Gatsby Wells, a student at upstate Yardley College, a place he detests yet tolerates because his beloved girlfriend Ashleigh (Elle Fanning) — heiress to a rich banking empire in Tucson — also studies there. As a writer for the University paper, she gets the chance to interview famous director Roland Pollard (Liev Schreiber), giving them the possibility to explore New York together. Yet when they arrive there, a series of misunderstandings, mishaps, and fear of missed opportunities keeps them perpetually apart, handing them the chance to explore romance with others — including old flames, movie stars and, of course, high-priced escorts. 

Although his first name is Gatsby, Wells better resembles the other great male of 20th century American literature: Holden Caulfield. Like the protagonist of The Catcher in the Rye, he is born of massive privilege, shunning his supposedly phoney origins while still visiting the fanciest hotels and drinking in the fanciest bars. There is perhaps some kind of interesting modern portrait of New York privilege in here, but Woody Allen is simply not the right director for the material. It’s like asking a jazz pianist to bash out a techno tune. 

And just as Allen’s blinkered view of New York blinds him to the real world and its contemporary concerns, Chalamet’s nostalgia act cannot find a way to escape Woody’s wooden writing. The sensitive, pretentious, sensual young man who turned in such a deeply felt performance in Call Me By Your Name could be a natural fit for a Woody Allen character, if only he actually leaned into what makes him a great actor instead of trying his best Woody Allen imitation. While some actors can do Woody Allen well (Kenneth Branagh is uncanny in Celebrity, while Larry David is great in Whatever Works), Timotheé Chalamet has neither the studied talent to impersonate well, nor the arrogance to put his own distinctive stamp on it. Elle Fanning is similarly dire; playing both an intrepid, impetuous journalist and a thick floozy, she carries neither the charm nor the wit to make her a compelling co-lead.  

A Rainy Day in New York

I don’t blame either actor; they’re young, and there’s a feeling that they weren’t given much direction. In fact, almost every aspect of A Rainy Day in New York feels underdeveloped, underwritten, and under-thought. This is a film so lazy that it even recycles the ending of Midnight in Paris, perhaps hoping that the audience developed amnesia since 2011. Even Allen’s trademark eye for Manhattan is missing. Filming here properly for the first time since 2009, the city no longer seems like much of a character by itself, and instead comes off as it would in a generic TV Christmas Movie. 

While Allen’s early 00s work — easily his worst period — is characterised by its TV-movie lighting, his collaborations over the past ten years with cinematographers such as Darius Khondji (Midnight in Paris, To Rome With Love), Javier Aguirresarobe (Blue Jasmine), and Vittorio Stororo (Cafe Society, Wonder Wheel) elevated his films’ look considerably, even when the writing may have been lacking. Sadly here, the legendary cinematographer behind Apocalypse Now and The Conformist — despite what seems like his best efforts to light generic hotel rooms with warmth and vibrancy — cannot save A Rainy Day in New York at all, which feels even more rushed and cut-to-pieces than usual. This is really only for die-hard Woody Allen completists; casual minds need not bother.

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